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Saturday, February 18, 2006
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Ok. I need to make my blog more lively. But I have really nothing to post. So I'm just going to put some stuff up that will hopefully make you laugh or put a smile on your face...
Sometimes lyrics can save you
When Ms Woo was on her way to her class, 2E5, she noticed the intolerable noise they have made. Thus, she decided to confront those who were misbehaving.
Ms Woo: How many times do I need to tell you, DON'CH BE SO NOISY especially when the teacher's not in class?? Who was the one who make so much noise?! You better stand up before everyone gets it.
Felix: "Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up..." (Eminem)
Ms Woo: You again!! Can you DON'CH PRAY A FOOL??
Felix: "Can't believe I'm the Fool again~" (Westlife)
Ms Woo: Do you want me to beat you??
Class: "Hit me Baby One More Time!" (Britney)
Ms Woo: What did u say??
Eugene: "WHAT?!" (Stone Cold)
Ms Woo: Are you out of your head??
Kai Ying: "I can't Get you Outta my Head~" (Kylie Minogue)
Ms Woo: Who do you think you are??
Eugene: "I'm a Genie in a Bottle~" (Christina Aguilera)
Ms Woo: DON'CH BE RUDE!! How many F9s do you all want??
Class: "1, 2, 345, Everybody in the House, so Come'on let 's Ride.." (Lou Bega)
Ms Woo: Do you all have to do this?? What else you all do?!
Class: "Sometimes I run, Sometimes I hide..." (Britney)
Ms Woo: Do you all think this is a party??
Class: "I'm Coming Up so you Better Get the Party Started!" (Pink)
Ms Woo: I want all of you to go for detention tomorrow morning!!
Class: "Every Morning they're a Hello..." (Sugar Ray)
Ms Woo: No!! I want everyone of you to go for detention EVERYDAY!!
Class: "Everyday I Love You~" (Boyzone)
Ms Woo: Felix, Eugene and Kai Ying!! You 3 come alone and see me after school!!
Eugene: "Show me the Meaning, of Being Lonely" (BSB)
Ms Woo: Okay Eugene!! Now only you have to come and see me personally!! Felix and Kai Ying need not!! It's gonna be only 2 of us!!
Eugene: "Just the Two of Us..." (Will Smith)
Ms Woo: Do you want to SHUTTUP before I bring you to Mr Fauzi??
Class: "You Say it Best, when you Say Nothing At All..." (Ronan Keating)
Ms Woo: I want all of you to promise not to give me anymore trouble!!
Class: "This I Promise You... Woo~ I Promise You..." (*NSYNC)
Ms Woo: Make sure you all DON'CH give me trouble again!!
Class: "Oops!! I Did it Again!!" (Britney)
Ms Woo: DON'CH BE RUDE AR!!
Kai Ying: "There she Goes... There she Goes Again~" (Sixpence None The Richer)
Ms Woo: I'm leaving now!!
Class: "BYE BYE BYE!!" (*NSYNC)
Haha... Enjoyed it?? I bet...
And here's another one..
1st grade proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!
1. Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the............................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time
4. Never underestimate the power of............termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
6. Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.
7. No news is..................................impossible.!
8. A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new..............math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust.............................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the................pigs.
13. An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.
15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is............................not much.
17. Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and......... you have to blow your nose!
20. There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded
22. If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries
23. You get out of something only what you...........see in the picture on the box
24. When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way
And the favourite:
25. Better late than............................pregnant.
Hoped you all enjoyed yourself reading this post and hopefully by now you'll have a smile on your face. :)
Sometimes lyrics can save you
When Ms Woo was on her way to her class, 2E5, she noticed the intolerable noise they have made. Thus, she decided to confront those who were misbehaving.
Ms Woo: How many times do I need to tell you, DON'CH BE SO NOISY especially when the teacher's not in class?? Who was the one who make so much noise?! You better stand up before everyone gets it.
Felix: "Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up..." (Eminem)
Ms Woo: You again!! Can you DON'CH PRAY A FOOL??
Felix: "Can't believe I'm the Fool again~" (Westlife)
Ms Woo: Do you want me to beat you??
Class: "Hit me Baby One More Time!" (Britney)
Ms Woo: What did u say??
Eugene: "WHAT?!" (Stone Cold)
Ms Woo: Are you out of your head??
Kai Ying: "I can't Get you Outta my Head~" (Kylie Minogue)
Ms Woo: Who do you think you are??
Eugene: "I'm a Genie in a Bottle~" (Christina Aguilera)
Ms Woo: DON'CH BE RUDE!! How many F9s do you all want??
Class: "1, 2, 345, Everybody in the House, so Come'on let 's Ride.." (Lou Bega)
Ms Woo: Do you all have to do this?? What else you all do?!
Class: "Sometimes I run, Sometimes I hide..." (Britney)
Ms Woo: Do you all think this is a party??
Class: "I'm Coming Up so you Better Get the Party Started!" (Pink)
Ms Woo: I want all of you to go for detention tomorrow morning!!
Class: "Every Morning they're a Hello..." (Sugar Ray)
Ms Woo: No!! I want everyone of you to go for detention EVERYDAY!!
Class: "Everyday I Love You~" (Boyzone)
Ms Woo: Felix, Eugene and Kai Ying!! You 3 come alone and see me after school!!
Eugene: "Show me the Meaning, of Being Lonely" (BSB)
Ms Woo: Okay Eugene!! Now only you have to come and see me personally!! Felix and Kai Ying need not!! It's gonna be only 2 of us!!
Eugene: "Just the Two of Us..." (Will Smith)
Ms Woo: Do you want to SHUTTUP before I bring you to Mr Fauzi??
Class: "You Say it Best, when you Say Nothing At All..." (Ronan Keating)
Ms Woo: I want all of you to promise not to give me anymore trouble!!
Class: "This I Promise You... Woo~ I Promise You..." (*NSYNC)
Ms Woo: Make sure you all DON'CH give me trouble again!!
Class: "Oops!! I Did it Again!!" (Britney)
Ms Woo: DON'CH BE RUDE AR!!
Kai Ying: "There she Goes... There she Goes Again~" (Sixpence None The Richer)
Ms Woo: I'm leaving now!!
Class: "BYE BYE BYE!!" (*NSYNC)
Haha... Enjoyed it?? I bet...
And here's another one..
1st grade proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!
1. Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the............................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time
4. Never underestimate the power of............termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
6. Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.
7. No news is..................................impossible.!
8. A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new..............math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust.............................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the................pigs.
13. An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.
15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is............................not much.
17. Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and......... you have to blow your nose!
20. There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded
22. If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries
23. You get out of something only what you...........see in the picture on the box
24. When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way
And the favourite:
25. Better late than............................pregnant.
Hoped you all enjoyed yourself reading this post and hopefully by now you'll have a smile on your face. :)
Monday, February 06, 2006
okok. i haven't updated for a long long time. haha. i think my blog is getting dead. hahahaha. but like. i didn't have any inspiration.
oh well. today had chinese new year visitation. ya. before that. jessica sarah and i were practising for the baby band for love mg. yeah. actually i wanted to ask cher. but i didn't know she was already attached to a band. and ya. after a long story. we asked mag to sing. yeah. so i'll skip the forming band info. ya. so like. we practised. and honestly i think we need to practise more. oh well. maybe today we were not taking it serious enough. ya.
then after that. chinese new year visitation started. came to my house first. then ya. we ate a lot of meatballs and fishballs. and i don't feel like describing the rest. cos i find it boring.
then we went to uncle jonathan yeo's house. ya. that when all the fun began. cos i have been planning for quite a while what to get for cherilyn. and ya. i finally decided on getting a cake and ya. surprise her with it. hahaha. and i succeeded. haha. so like. from my house. everything went according to plan. ya. so i went opposite uncle jon's house and gerald(who in the first place said he would chip in), mag and tin tin (not suppose to be coming) followed. and we went to buy the cake. then we tried lighting the cake. but the wind kept on blowing it off. haha. then we ran around with the cake. trying to get it lighted. and when we FINALLY succeed. we went into the function room singing. but i couldn't help laughing non stop. so ya. then we ate the cake. and started eating stuff again. all in all. i think i ate a lot. hahaha. of chips.hahahah. and cher was shocked!!haha.
CHERILYN WOO. YOU BETTER LIKE THE SURPRISE I TELL YOU. I TOOK A LONG TIME TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO. AND TO MAKE SURE THAT THERE WAS NO LOOPHOLES.
then i played heart attack with kui luan, jessica, jerald, delicia and cherilyn. haha. i won ok! hahaha. then we went towards the pool and started dunking those who brought extra clothes into te pool. and i was doing some weird hawiian thing. hahaha. i was singing with the guitar crazy songs. haha. then gerald was like put a flower in your hair. so ya. dunno how come got so many on my hair. haha.. then we played like siao. so ya. it was concluded that TEENS OF CHRIST can enjoy themselves where ever they go whether they have anything or not. hahaha.
ya. then went to my aunt's office for her thanksgiving service. for the opening of her company. i was suppose to play the keyboard la. but i didn't know any of the songs. and that was when i saw henson. haha. he was the guy that was there during the crosslink music camp. ya. the guy who wsa the instructor. hahaha. then ya. said hi and all that blah blah. and managed to get him to play instead of me. ya. then the service was like ultra long la.
and ya. after all of that. finally came home. and yupp. people were complaining that my blog was dead. so ya. but today was fun. so ya. hope next year is going to be as fun. or more fun.
hahah. ok. need to stop now. cos the people in the cc are complaining that i'm not talking. hahaha.
oh well. today had chinese new year visitation. ya. before that. jessica sarah and i were practising for the baby band for love mg. yeah. actually i wanted to ask cher. but i didn't know she was already attached to a band. and ya. after a long story. we asked mag to sing. yeah. so i'll skip the forming band info. ya. so like. we practised. and honestly i think we need to practise more. oh well. maybe today we were not taking it serious enough. ya.
then after that. chinese new year visitation started. came to my house first. then ya. we ate a lot of meatballs and fishballs. and i don't feel like describing the rest. cos i find it boring.
then we went to uncle jonathan yeo's house. ya. that when all the fun began. cos i have been planning for quite a while what to get for cherilyn. and ya. i finally decided on getting a cake and ya. surprise her with it. hahaha. and i succeeded. haha. so like. from my house. everything went according to plan. ya. so i went opposite uncle jon's house and gerald(who in the first place said he would chip in), mag and tin tin (not suppose to be coming) followed. and we went to buy the cake. then we tried lighting the cake. but the wind kept on blowing it off. haha. then we ran around with the cake. trying to get it lighted. and when we FINALLY succeed. we went into the function room singing. but i couldn't help laughing non stop. so ya. then we ate the cake. and started eating stuff again. all in all. i think i ate a lot. hahaha. of chips.hahahah. and cher was shocked!!haha.
CHERILYN WOO. YOU BETTER LIKE THE SURPRISE I TELL YOU. I TOOK A LONG TIME TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO. AND TO MAKE SURE THAT THERE WAS NO LOOPHOLES.
then i played heart attack with kui luan, jessica, jerald, delicia and cherilyn. haha. i won ok! hahaha. then we went towards the pool and started dunking those who brought extra clothes into te pool. and i was doing some weird hawiian thing. hahaha. i was singing with the guitar crazy songs. haha. then gerald was like put a flower in your hair. so ya. dunno how come got so many on my hair. haha.. then we played like siao. so ya. it was concluded that TEENS OF CHRIST can enjoy themselves where ever they go whether they have anything or not. hahaha.
ya. then went to my aunt's office for her thanksgiving service. for the opening of her company. i was suppose to play the keyboard la. but i didn't know any of the songs. and that was when i saw henson. haha. he was the guy that was there during the crosslink music camp. ya. the guy who wsa the instructor. hahaha. then ya. said hi and all that blah blah. and managed to get him to play instead of me. ya. then the service was like ultra long la.
and ya. after all of that. finally came home. and yupp. people were complaining that my blog was dead. so ya. but today was fun. so ya. hope next year is going to be as fun. or more fun.
hahah. ok. need to stop now. cos the people in the cc are complaining that i'm not talking. hahaha.
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